Vomit free. So far. Nough said.
Oh and it's really hard to watch a toddler consume cheesy grilled cheese on homemade bed while you swallow down a mix green salad with no dressing. Sigh....
But it's worth it (she said to herself in the mirror). It's worth it.
Now if I could just get through this work day filled with mud, screams, more screams, upset housekeepers, workmen in the house, and the baby... that pooped in my hand. No joke. I'm officially a horrible nanny and girlfriend. Totally lost my cool today. Totally.
Not going to jog today. Gonna let the body rest while the kiddos nap and listen to classical music while I eat broccol. And, get a pedicure/spa treatment while Rachel Ray cooks me some sorta amazing pasta something and tells me how wonderful I am and that I'm like the little sister she never had and that she wants me to write witty antidotes in her magazine!
And poof...back to reality. I really am going to listen to classical music and eat broccoli though, just so we are clear.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
But hey, American Idol is on tonight!
Congrats on being vomit free today! :) No dressing on your salad? Did you run out of that ranch I made? If so, I want my jar back! :P
ReplyDeleteAnywho, enjoy your rest and American Idol tonight. Was that "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...!" you singing along with others? ;)
Nope. That AAAAHHHHHHHHH was committing suicide.
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